( DEAD IN THE WATER )

[ditw chelsea]

WELCOME TO PORTLAND, OREGON!

what’s not to love? portland seems to have
it all: the sprawling metropolis with all its
bright lights, the beautiful willamette river
spanning the city, and of course we can’t
forget the beautiful inhabitants, can we?

but beneath all its superficial beauty lie
some dirty little secrets that all the
beautiful people are just dying to hide.
there’s the sex, the rock and roll, and
oh the drugs. the lovely, lovely drugs.
but what did you expect to find? if you
aren’t addicted now, then we’re sure
you will be before you leave our
beautiful city.

dead in the water !

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